Meow ~

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haymitchscock:

YOU WANT A PIECE OF THE UNGERMEYER?

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The legendary Ms. Britney Spears

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tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
producers: oh god not again
tim burton: so we have some undead people
tim burton: who are creepy and shit
tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
tim burton: what do you think?

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Dad: What does "DTF" mean?
Me: 
Dad: What does it mean?
Me: Down to... ya know.
Dad: OH NO!
Me: Some girls are just sluts, Daddy.
Dad: Trust me, I know.